Top definition. April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass. Wanna come boott my fat booty gay today and let me eat your ass?
April 23rd is national eat ass day Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Bro I ate so much ass fat booty gay national eat ass day!
Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids. National eat ass day unknown.
On july 27th it is national eat ass day. National Eat Ass Day unknown. Hey dude guess what day it is?
July 25th? April 20th is National Eat Ass Day!
Hey did you know tomorrow is National Eat Ass Day? April 13th is National Eat Ass Day.
Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means. Devvo Chad Mom bod Experience Project MFKA